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Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Is it too early for extra nog in my egg?
Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
TIP: If cars are passing you on the highway in the LEFT lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!
Being an adult is a lot like going to the vet. We`re all excited for the ride until we realize what it`s like where we`re going.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy.
Don`t EVER break a pinky promise. That sh!t is LEGIT.
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.
I need to put someone on my weekend to-do list