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Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
Don`t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid the rest of your life.
I`m gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
When people say, "You look familiar," i like to reply with, "Do you watch porn?"
Procrastinators Unite!! ... tomorrow.
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me
If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic