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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
This Polo shirt as two buttoning options: Uptight Golf prick or disco chest hairs.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Just think of me as the guy next door. With a telescope.
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
With great power comes great electricity bill.
People ask me why I don`t have any tattoos and I respond with, would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
I`m perfect you adjust.
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about