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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
I just made you think of an elephant
The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
Apparently, when asked by a Traffic Cop "Where you going in such a hurry?", "To your sister`s house!" is not considered respectful to a law enforcement official......
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throw away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord..
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
You can`t always control who walks in to your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I`m almost out.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
A group hug in my family means someone wants to use you as a napkin.
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.