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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
I’m probably single because I forgot to forward those chain messages from 2008.
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
Actually told a girl who`s moving to France soon that "there`s lots of French people over there". It`s a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.