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I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
My pet unicorn told me that I was being delusional again. :/
A lie is a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
B is the best letter of the alphabet: Boobs, Buns, Booty, Booze, Beer, Bourbon, and Bacon.
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that it doesn`t let you skip.