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I`m really wanting to sit and watch a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Watching someone else play a video game is like watching someone who won`t let you join in while they`re masturbating.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
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What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
Iām at the age where all my posts start with the phrase āIām at the age where.ā
I always stop to help women who have broken down on the road. I don`t know sh!t about cars, but I do know how porn starts off. -Bfanch
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!