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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
Do you ever notice that when you´re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
It`s a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren`t dating. Imagine if they broke up.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that`s the last thing I need.
I`m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep
I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
You’d think my password was “yourmom” because my computer just told me it was too easy.
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100x’s louder at night.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?