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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They`ll thank you later.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it`s a survival thing.
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they`re going to be talking.
Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.