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Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah`s witnesses of the internet.
Congratulations! You’ve just read this sentence.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Dear Mom, If all my friends jumped off a cliff, it`s because it was my idea. Sincerely, Your child is a leader, not a follower.
DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
My lack of dusting will finally pay off on Halloween.
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
I`ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
Go ahead caller 9!!
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.