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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Steve Jobs is now working with God to make iWife... Beauty with brains and Mute button
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
Guns don`t kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
I was sad, because I had no shoes. Until I met a man that had no feet. So, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan`t using them anyway!
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
A sign on the wall of the drug store said, "Ask the pharmacist if you have questions." How would the pharmacist know if I have questions?
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
Shout out to the single lady I saw buying a bunch of Duracell batteries on Valentine`s Day.