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Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can´t chug that whole beer!"
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I`ve ever played.
The wifi going down on me is the most action I`m going to get tonight.
Can you imagine the reaction 20 years ago if you showed people a photo album filled with pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
It`s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.