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I always knew that one day I`d end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn`t expect everyone to keep on bowling...
I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
This is a private status. Please don`t tell anyone about it.
Dont let facebook fool you we aint friends
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
I don`t understand fat homeless people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
The first rule of elevator club is don`t talk to other members of elevator club.
What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!