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One trenta cheeseburger please.
All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
Tomorrow the world shall be ours! Until then, good night my evil minions!!
All my bills say "outstanding", I guess that means I`m good to go!
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
I like my women like I like my motorcycles. Not ridden by all my friends.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
Five little words that will win my heart, "I brought beer and pizza."
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
The fact “gorilla” does not rhyme with “tortilla” infuriates me.