Daily Silly Status

If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it`s Love.

You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?

The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.

So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Gyms are full of people that haven`t found the right couch.

"The truth shall set you free"....unless you are in court. Then you should probably shut the f*ck up.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don`t want to see naked?

When you can no long help someone, I can - said the coroner.

Just watched The Grey. The wolves left half the Mexican .. to spicy??

You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine

If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!

Preheating an oven requires too much commitment.

My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.

My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!