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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
Sorry I`m late, the floor was lava
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, "no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
Every time I hear the phrase, "Fire at will!", I can`t help but wonder, "What did Will do?!"
On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
It`s so awkward when you get texted to come over and you have to pretend like you weren`t already inside their house.
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want.
Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.