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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
There are a thousand better ways to spend your time and yet here you are with me.
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
I don`t like country music, but I don`t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means `put down`.
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
This one time, I got trapped inside a couch cushion fort for like 47 days cause I forgot to put a secret door on it.
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon.
You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.