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If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going.
I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
You ever want to just grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?
Sometimes, half your sh!t is worth it.
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service.
I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be.