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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
First world problems: I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
After a certain point, the `F` on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.
I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.
I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
Life is fun! You should get one.
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
I admit ive been known to wrap bacon in bacon just for the extra bacon flavor
People keep thinking that I care ... Wierd.
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.