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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
How many calories does swearing like a motherf*cker burn?
I think once we get past the restraining orders, court dates, and the stalking charges we can really make this relationship work.
Iād like to hang out, but that would get in the way of me being home and doing absolutely nothing.
I bet acting like azzholes on the Internet all day wasn`t where most of us visioned our lives to be right now.
I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that`s a lot of weed.
you have lips ā¦.. i have lips ā¦ā¦ interesting
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.
Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.
Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.