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My boss said we needed to find ways to save time and be more productive, so I just moved the coffee maker to my desk
Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
Care less and you’ll stress less.
I want to start a womans magazine called "Period". ..then every few months I`ll send it out late JUST to freak them out. ;)
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it`s what it`s.
Side effects of telling your wife to get a grip may include throat bruising or testicular swelling.
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...
Love your enemies; after all, you made them!