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The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Hard liquor because I don`t don`t have time or patience to sit around drinking 9 bottles of wine every day
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
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