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I got some new underwear. Well, new to me...
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
You do realize everyone can see your status right?
It doesn`t matter how old you are, If you hear the ice cream truck jingle you jump out the window for that sh!t.
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside
I`m that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
some mornings i wish i could sneak up behind my alarm clock and say, "HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!"
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since `pro` is the opposite of `con` we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
Facebook where I am surrounded with people but still no one can see me biting my toe nails or picking my nose :-D
The best part about growing old with you is that I`ll always be the younger one.
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.