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I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
It`s crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball... But won`t keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry
That Awkward Moment when you Greet you Brother on some random website. Brett to Daniel. sup Lerch!
I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
I have a moderate amount of skills in life, but one of those things does NOT include the ability to stop eating.
Often think if I`d taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
I know how to wink my eye in like twelve different languages.
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(:
I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It`s people I don`t trust.