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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
I will do a lot of things but admitting I`m cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn`t one of them...
SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
You can learn a lot about a woman by watching her load a gun.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing that casket lid.
Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as “grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube.”
How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
How dumb is that family if Mrs. Doubtfire can fool them a second time?
Duct tape can`t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.