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Those of you who say “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” don’t really get how the whole “dead” thing works, do you?
Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
According to cannibals it only takes one vegetarian to make vegetarian chili.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
OMG!! IT`S MONDAY ... What the f*ck do you think comes after Sunday, Sunday JR. ?
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.