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"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we`ll call you a liar." -insurance
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ...
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
I keep having this dream that I`m being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Heck, I can tell which people are really judgmental just by looking at them.
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.