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There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
If the river were beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up..
I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
I`m not just living paycheck to paycheck. I`m living from paycheck to change jar to scrap aluminum to liquor store to paycheck.
It’s like I was put on this earth so unstable people have somebody to date.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.
Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail.