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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we`ll call you a liar." -insurance
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
I was wondering why my doctor gave me LSD for my constipation, then I saw a dragon and crapped myself.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".
NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!
Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That`s 9 years in a row now...