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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
I hate hanging out with MC Hammer, he never let`s me touch anything.
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
If Eve sacraficed the whole human race for Apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike Bar?
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
I don`t use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the Pool Noodle.
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.