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The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
I`d watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
If I`m in your house and you have bookshelves... Be prepared to see me turning statues and bending down books while looking for your lair.
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
Things that make women emotional- 1) sad movies 2) love stories 3) anything 4) everything
times new roman walks into a bar. "sorry, we don`t serve your type."
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station`s phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)