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Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
I missed that one episode of The Walking Dead where they show us how the zombies keep everyone`s lawns so freshly mowed.
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
My pet unicorn told me that I was being delusional again. :/
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra
I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."