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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.
The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
Just saw a cop that had a U-Haul pulled over on the side of the road. Obviously he was trying to bust a move.
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.