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Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
A cheap way to get Botox face is by walking your dog in zero degree temperature.
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
The success of a marriage hinges entirely on the ability to know which of your wife’s clothing is okay to go into the dryer.
The more I get to know you, the more I`m convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
I had a very confident breakdown today. ...Wasn`t nervous at all. ;)
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be totally impossible!