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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Have you hugged you bartender today.
Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
The Mrs said she we need a "conversation piece" in the living room. I`m thinking taco cart...
Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
Good for you, people that do things.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
"in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve.
I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work