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Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it`s a two-star hotel.
I just read that Lindsay Lohan is headed for rehab. It`s like 2008 all over again. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or 2011. Or 2012
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
You find my yoga pants distracting ... would you like me to take them off?
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
I rather read the software license agreement for my computer than some peoples Facebook status drama on my newfeeds