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You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Turns out I`m ambidextrous at yet another sport! And I even scored a bingo twice. Left-handed!
Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don`t have iPhone. 2) I don`t have a girlfriend.
My dad`s TV volume is always set at "f*ck the neighbors".
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
It`s really crazy that you don`t hear a round of applause every time you order a salad.
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
Apologising does not mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it just means you value your relationship more than your ego.
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come, let me know.
I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.