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not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
Every time I start to feel happy I remember the shingles virus is already inside me.
The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
Huh, So you are telling me that these straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress? And not for what I`ve been using them for all this time?
Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
My ex has had a really hard time moving on. From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
When parents on Facebook post about how they can`t believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write "No way! I thought for sure he`d be held back!"
Whenever I think of a funny status I always get a pen and write it down so I can use it later, and if the pen is too far away I just convince myself that it wasn’t that funny anyway.
Why has no one invented a button next to snooze which emails your boss to say you`re gonna be late?