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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
If you see me talking to myself don`t be alarmed. I`m getting expert advice.
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
I don`t mind my long commute, I just hate that it always brings me to work.
I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic"
A man made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind ... And now, we wait...
exercise........you mean extra fries
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...