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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
My mother always told me to never quit something I`m good at. So here is to her for making me realize that i`m good at being drunk!
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
Decisions decisions ... Guess I`ll drink on it.
New Years - the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early.
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
I always win at chess ... by hitting my opponent with a brick.
If McDonald´s sold hot dogs, could u, with a straight face, order a McWeiner & tell them 2 super size it?
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.