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You can tell a guy has a woman in his life when he remembers to do stuff like put on deodorant and wipe his butt most of the time!
You`re as useless as a referee in the WWE
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
Broke up with my girlfriend. She was into the horoscope stuff and we weren`t compatible. I`m a libra and shes a...b!tch
If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is just a lost guy with a flashlight.
Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.