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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they`re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
That must have been a heck of a party judging by the police reports.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
You don’t have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
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I prefer a slowie not a quickie.