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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
My taste in music ranges from, "You need to listen to this" to "I know, please don`t judge me."
You’re not an easy person to like….I like that about you.
Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
I am pretty sure dry cleaning is a scam where they just laugh and rub money on your clothes then hang them back up in a plastic bag.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
After 3 "it`s complicated" statuses, Facebook should just default to "Unstable"
Well, it`s almost the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave” accidentally turns into “oh crap I’m running late.”
Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.
Gravity didn`t seem this strong twenty-five years ago.