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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
New Years - the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early.
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
you know that awkward moment when you think someone`s talking to you so you reply to them and then they look over at you with that disgusted facial expression that says "wtf ..no"
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
My love is like a candle, If you forget about me, I`ll burn your frikin house down!
Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
Wait, whaddya mean... cookie dough can be baked? Seriously?
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.