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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
I have never walked toward the exit of a supermarket without nervously wondering if I`ve stolen something.
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?
My wife thinks Iām at work. My boss thinks Iām home sick. These ducks think Iām awesome because I have the bread.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
Water is so good when it`s mixed with grains and yeast, fermented and then distilled and aged.
I think I can survive on Mars since they found water for my coffee.
I`m convinced girls only want one thing from guys... all of our hoodies. -Bfanch
Friends who buy you food are friends for life.