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Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
One of these days I`m going to get help for my procrastination problem.
Getting to places would be so much easier if I had a helicopter.
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.
I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.
I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
To the individual who sat outside in their car, across the street from our house, at 530 am and had Led Zepplens Immigrant Song blaring at full volume, I have one thing to say to you! AWESOME CHOICE DUDE!!!!!!!
Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I`m eating.