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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
you know....I must be drop dead sexy because....cashiers are always checking me out….
Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
Nipples (noun) - the body`s way of telling you the weather
Repeat after me: It doesn’t matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won’t solve it.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
All the advantages right-handed people have are cancelled out when we have to do our banking at the drive-up ATM left-handed.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
life is short play naked
I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
It’s the people that DON`T talk to themselves that are the crazy ones. At least that’s what I tell myself.