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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
It`s not really stalking if you don`t catch me doing it.
You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they´re going to be when you kill them.
I wan`t you to know that someone cares. not me, but someone.
Of all the advice given to me over the years, “There really is no bad time for a beer” has proved to be the most helpful.
I like to listen to mexican radio but I dont know what they are singing or saying so I just pretend they are singing about how awesome I am.