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you need a license to drive, but anyone can have a kid.
People of planet Earth, thank your gods that I`m not in charge of the red button.
Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
As a child, you dream of adventure, travel & success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
Just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people
Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick.
I don`t use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?