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They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
I don`t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You`re the person they`re thinking of when their brain can`t even function properly.
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced “Haha, f*ck you!”.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
I wish they all could be Jerry Springer girls.
When I see a girl with too much makeup, I just want to use my finger to write "Wash Me" on her face.
Me: Mom...Dad. I`ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.